A Lesson… GREAT Story, GREAT MAN…

One day, a son asks his dad “Daddy, would you like to run a marathon with me?”. The father says “yes”.
And they run their first marathon together.

Another time, the son asks his dad again “Daddy, would you like to run a marathon with me?”. The father says “yes son”.

One day, the son asks his father ” Daddy, would you run the Ironman with me?”

The Ironman is the most difficult triathlon ever (4 kms swimming, 180 kms bikin, 42 km running?)
And the dad says “yes”.

The story looks simple until you watch the following clip. Just amazing, how much can love be… ?

Austrialians Verses S’poreans… lol

1) When lift door opens…

Aus: The one nearest will automatically hold the button for the rest to go in first, then he go last.

SG: The people behind will squeeze from behind to get to the front, shoving and pushing to block those exiting.

2) While waiting in line to pay at cashier…

Aus: Those in front with many groceries will let you to pay first, if you got only few items to pay.

SG: Hope la… Wait in line for your turn. So what if you only queueing to pay for 1 drink can. I got a whole trolley of groceries! Tan la….

3) If you pushing a pram at a busy mall…

Aus: People will give way to you to get through the crowd.

SG: People will ignore your pram and squeeze through. If your pram hit their leg, they will turn around and give you a CB look.

4) While trying to find a lot at a busy carpark…

AUs: They will let you park first if you got children in car, especially if you got prams.

SG: Nabeh… I come first hor. Got kids, so what? wait la, why cannot wait is it???

5) Driving along the road, trying to change lanes..

Aus: the moment you signal, they will slow down for you.

SG: The moment you signal, they will go faster beside to block your lane.

6) When calling a helpline…

Aus: “Thank you for calling Austar, your call is important to us, and we will attend to you as soon as possible. Pls hold.” and then, 5 secs, someone answers… ” Sorry for holding, this is Ann, how may I assist you?”

SG: ” Our system is not getting a response from the subscriber’s mobile phone. Pls try again later”….. enagaged tone.. Or else, it is “All our operators are busy at the moment, pls continue to hold and your call will be answered in the next available order.” After 10 minutes…. still same msg. Hang up lor.

7) At Macdonalds…

Aus: ” G’ Day, may I have your order, sir?… would that be all?… thank you and you have a nice day. I am glad to be of service to you today. Ta..”

SG: Eating here, or take away??? that will be $11.70. Next pls…

When u bought a dress and realized wrong size. You return to exchange…

Aus: We gladly offer a full refund with no question asked.

SG: Sorry, Goods sold are not refundable!!!

9) When u call up a service company to complain about their service…

Aus: We appreciate your feedback and our company hereby offers you a $50 voucher for your next purchase. Thank you.

SG: We will be following up on the complain and will get back to you soonest… After months, die of natural death. Pretend nothing happened.

10) Your handphone is damaged and you goes to a service center…

Aus: We will be glad to lend you a spare while your phone is being repaired. If it cannot be repaired, we will gladly replace you with a new phone.

SG: Your phone will take about 3-4 weeks for re pair. Meantime, you have no phone, but we will call you when its ready.. How to call me when I have no hp??? funny right?

人啊！

沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

沒錢的時候想結婚；
有錢的時候想離婚。

沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。

沒錢的時候假裝有錢；
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。

人啊，都不講實話：

說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；

說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；

說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美好，都不去!!!

當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；

男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳 人露肉；

過去把第一次留給丈夫；
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

人生是什麼? 只用了44個字, 就把人生講完了… 所以人與人, 有啥好計較的咧? 快樂好相處比較重要啦！

1 歲 時 出場亮相
10 歲 時 功課至上
20 歲 時 春心盪漾
30 歲 時 職場對抗
40 歲 時 身材發胖
50 歲 時 打打麻將
60 歲 時 老當益壯
70 歲 時 常常健忘
80 歲 時 搖搖晃晃
90 歲 時 迷失方向
100 歲 時 掛在牆上

祝大家愉快，好好做人!