Things are not thet seem to be

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night’s rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel, “How could you have let this happened?”

“The first man had everything, yet you helped him,” she accused.

“The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and yet you let the cow die.”

“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied.

“When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it.”

“Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren’t always what they seem.”

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things simply don’t turn out the way they should. That is why we should have greater faith in life, and trust that every outcome is always to our advantage. You just might not know it until some time later… Always believe that nothing can bring you down, unless you allow it to do so. So hang on, “Life’s like a box of chocolates, you never know what you get.”

You’re important to SOMEONE

Open your mind now to this concept.

Ready?

You’re important to SOMEONE.

Let me say this again.

You’re important to SOMEONE.

Write this down or remember it.

*** Everything was created to solve a problem. ***

*** Everyone was created to solve a problem. ***

Cooks solve food problems.

Dentists solve teeth problem.

Lawyers solve legal problems.

There’s someone with a problem that you’re UNIQUELY qualified to solve.

“…, I don’t think so, are you sure?”

Come on, YOU know you have something special to offer. It could be a product/service, a smile, something that can help someone solve a problem today.

I call what you’re uniquely qualified to solve your LIFE ASSIGNMENT.

Oprah has tapped into hers. So has Tiger and Spielberg.

You’re important to somebody.

Maybe someone you know just needs to be heard, to be listened to today.

You get paid in relationship to the problems you solve for others.

So many people have been beat down in life, their self-esteem has been trampled on, they think they don’t have much to give.

Wrong.

You were born with UNIQUE WIRING. You can do something I can’t do.

Share it. Give it. Profit from it.

You’re important to someone. You’re important to me.

I appreciate you more than you know that you’re watching this video from me. I do.

My goal is to help you BE more, DO more, HAVE more. And I know you’re ready for more powerful, more joyous living, am I right?

Of course I’m right. I salute you. Make today great for someone else. Whatever you want more of, start giving it away.

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius

This episode rated RA so was not show on TV

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ……….
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Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah …… best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

Loving You

Singaporean ???

1. Night – Sleep with air-con; Day – Bathe with heater on.

2. Day – Cannot Wake up; Night – Cannot Sleep.

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.

4. Smell Of Rubbish besides Letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox.

5. S’pore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to Communicate.

6. S’porean never like to VOTE, but like to COMPLAIN.

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in S’pore – They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of Loans.

8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans – they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3-G mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple Dustbin or a Toilet.

9. Half S’poreans rushed to buy Hello Kitty, but the other half busy killing Stray Cats.

10. Chewing Gum – Can Chew, Cannot Buy??? (Restricted to buying)

11. Cigarettes – Convenient to Buy; not Convenient to Smoke.

12. Private Cars – Cheaper and Cheaper to Buy, Harder and Harder to Maintain.

13. Public Bus – Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost.

14. Education – Teachers teaching LESS but expects students to learn MORE.